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You
own a website/group dedicated to it. (Hahah!
I'm self-proclaiming!) |
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Your
e-mail has something to do with it. |
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If
you're in a forum / LiveJournal, your avatar
is Sirius/Hermione. |
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You're
a member of a Sirius/Hermione clique. |
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You
write Sirius/Hermione fanfictions. |
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You
have or plan on making a list of reasons or
page numbers of moments of Sirius/Hermione. |
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You
feel like strangling people who makes a disgusted
face at the mention of Sirius/Hermione. |
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In
class doodling, writing 'Sirius loves Hermione'
or vice versa in flowery letters. |
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You
listen to a sad love song whose story possibly
happens to Sirius/Hermione. |
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You
ditch your homework and write a 20+ chapter
fanfiction. |
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You
watch POA movie with your family/friends and
a SB/Hr scene comes up, you stop the DVD, play
it over again several times, and commentate
the scene to the people your watching it with,
saying 'if only Sirius and Hermione are
going to get together'... If they disagree
with you, you will be forced to not to put the
DVD back on until they see things your way. |
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You
have dreams about Sirius/Hermione. |
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You
judge a love song by whether or not it makes
a good Sirius/Hermione song. |
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In
the movie, even with a few feet distance between
Sirius/Hermione, your heart dramatically stopped
for a moment. |
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You
refuse to read the 5th book because your friend
told you beforehand that Sirius dies, making
you depressed because Hermione can't date a
dead man.
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When
you watch sappy romance movies and imagine SB/Hr
in the main characters places... and you cry
tears of joy.
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You've
converted most of your friends to the 'ship
just by force of your will.
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Whilst
reading PoA (‘Black jumped at being addressed
like this and stared at Hermione as though he
had never seen anything quite like her.’),
you start thinking about Hermione's time-travel.
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You
read a non-SB/Hr story, and they had Sirius
paired with some other woman, you just want
to strangle the author. |
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You
read the 5th book where Sirius died and immediately
start to think of a happy ending instead.
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You
did 'You know you're obsessed with SB/Hr
when...' list.
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You
start searching for and reading every single
SB/Hr fics you can find.
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You
*siriushermione* can't *siriushermione* stop
*siriushermione* thinking *siriushermione* about
*siriushermione* sirius/hermione
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You
watch PoA for the first time (in cinema) and
at the 'holding hands' scene, you start giggling
maniacally and screaming: 'HA! I knew that'...
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You're
in total denial over book 5.
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You've
abandoned OTHER fandoms for SB/Hr.
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You
use this list as a 'To Do List'
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You
have for your wallpaper a Sirius/Hermione one
and stare at it with a look of hope.
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Your
boyfriend's pet name is Sirius and yours, Hermione. |
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You
think 'I wish I was Hermione and my ultimate
love was Sirius...' *sigh*
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Your
own school reports are based on why you think
Hermione and Sirius make a great couple!!
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You're
daydreaming in class and your mind wanders off
to a Sirius/Hermione fic.
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You
know for a fact Sirius isn't dead...he's just
waiting for Hermione to age a bit and save him.
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You
have to read SB/Hr stories during reading, lunch,
and all other free times at school.
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You
write flames to anyone who uses a ship other
than Sirius/Hermione
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You
realise it's 5 in the morning and you have to
go to work in an hour, but you just have to
read more more fic... then maybe one more after
that mwhaha... sleep is overated!
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You
realise that you can't read another Harry Potter
fanfic without thinking about Hermione and Sirius
in the place of the main characters.
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You
know that under that gruffy appearance in the
film, once he shaves, EVERYONE will see the
real Sirius that we all do....
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You've
read OotP twenty-nine times but you STILL can't
read page 806 without bursting into hysterical
tears.
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You
memorize everything they say to each other;
be it in fanfictions, books or the movies.
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On
September 1st, you play the Prisoner of
Azkaban film's soundtrack song number 16.
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You'd
rather sit and read fanfic about SB/Hr than
go out with your mates.. ANYWHERE.
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You're
in the shower for two hours, imagining you're
at Hogwarts with the Marauders and 'Mione.
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You
snap at your friends the moment they say "Ew,
Sirius and Hermione?!"
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When
your friends say, "Gosh! There's no
proof that they're meant to be." And
you say in a whiny tone, "But Sirius
looked at her
as though he'd never seen anything quite like
her."
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You
yell at your brother and makes a point in telling
him everyday that SIRIUS BLACK IS NOT DEAD!
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You
are trying to convince your mother to buy you
a black dog like Snuffles so you can call him
that and wish he would turn into
Sirius.
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ALL
the icons you make for LJ are Hr/SB related,
implied or obviously stated. *guilty*
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For
some reason, they're on your mind at times unexpectedly,
and you don't know why or how.
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When
you spend hours on different sites using as
many variations of the ship in the search engine
just hoping to finally hit on something. Only
to look up and notice the sun starting to rise.
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When
you feel that you must find little things in
the books to possibly make this ship canon...
and the sun is coming up.
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You ask Snape/Hermione shippers why their ship
is okay, and Sr/Hr isn't, when Snape and Sirius
are the SAME AGE!
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You've
refused to turn in homework because you just
noticed your Sirius/Hermione fanfiction was
scribbled on the back. Heh heh.
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When
you start crying during a sad song because in
your head you imagine a sad Hermione/Sirius
video playing.
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You
compare potential boyfriends to sirius then
dismiss them.
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You
walk around at work as you picture naughty NC-17
scenes to play out for your fanfiction. (guilty)
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You
write a complete essay on SB/HG when the topic
was Romeo and Juliet.
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You talk about
him all the time and tell your friends that Sirius
and Hermione were meant to be and Hermione should
have gone back in time and married Sirius.
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You make collages
featuring pictures of Emma Watson and Gary Oldman.
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You spend hours
on end making the most perfect Sirius/Hermione
manipulation in photoshop. *guilty*
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All of the fanfics
you've written are Sirius/Hermione!
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You only read
and write SB/HG, nothing else matters! And you
probably GAG at the word 'Ronald'.
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When you see a
picture of Gary Oldman with another woman, the
first thought that comes to your mind is "MANIPS!"
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You spend every
Science class when you're supposed to be revising
for tests plotting for your next SBHG fic.
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When you only
purchased Adobe Photoshop so you can make icons,
wallpapers, and manips for Sirius/Hermione.
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You cry over the
lack of interaction between the two in the movies.
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You have actually
gotten into a discussion with a TEACHER about
all the reasons why Hermione and Sirius belong
together... this discussion lasted longer than
10 minutes!
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The only thing
you do when you come to your PC is try and find
those "hidden" SB/HG fics, and sit there
for hours and read them.
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You've written
mail to J.K. Rowling about the plot of the end
of the fifth book and that you could have written
something better. *guilty*
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