100 questions

[1] What brand of toothpaste?
Darlie.

[2] What career do you want?
A job in some Bollywood studios; so I can see various celebrities every single working day of my life!

[3] Who's your fave F. R. I. E. N. D?
I don't watch that shit.

[4] Winter or summer?
Winter... if only we have four seasons here in Singapore.

[5] Favourite food?
Anything that is cheese and pasta.

[6] Forums or chat rooms?
Forums.

[7] Favourite ice cream flavour?
Ben & Jerry's Chocolate Fudge Brownie.

[8] Favourite colours?
Lime green and yellow.

[9] Worst smell?
A passing garbage truck.

[10] Walk backwards for 5 steps. Turn around. What time is it?
4.20PM

[11] What are the main things you look for in a guy?
Non-pretentious, security and not bloated with his manly ego.

[12] Glass is half-empty or half-full?
Half-empty

[13] Bleh or blah?
Blah!

[14] What do you like about yourself?
My tendency of ruling my own world, and my random and involuntary creativity.

[15] How many texts do you send a day?
Average around 3. I hate to socialise much.

[16] Do you believe in time travel?
Never. Time travel is something humans will never achieve. We can keep dreaming but God is not that stupid to allow even the greatest genius to invent such a terror.

[17] Do you talk to your pet?
Not when I have one that lives in water! I don't speak Mermish!

[18] Favourite subject?
Mathematics. I've always thought that they're frustratingly fun!

[19] Who was the last person to talk to you?
My Mummy dearest!

[20] What would you like to be in 10 years' time?
A happy woman with a happy family.

[21] What sort of pen do you use?
Umm... Pilot pens?

[22] What are your secret ambitions?
Secret ambitions? Why would it be secret? I'm not a Zohan who desires to be a hairdresser... I don't know. Never think of it much.

[23] What do you think of StIcKy CaPs?
Irritating and immature.

[24] What is the most annoying thing about the Internet?
Spams, pop-up advertisements and viruses.

[25] Where's your favourite place to shop?
Funan IT Mall, where I can truly feel free to act like a computer geek.

[26] If you could have a super-human power, what would it be?
Definitely flying. It would have save the trouble of waiting at traffic lights.

[27] What colour would you dye your hair if you got the chance?
I love my black hair the way it is... But at a random, I'm curious as to what it feels if I were to die my hair a murky green.

[28] How many teddies have you got?
Seriously, I'm not that girly anymore. I think the last time I played with Mr. Snorkshot was when I was three. So yeah, none!

[29] What colour nail polish/lipstick would you wear?
Lipstick - Dark pink. Nail polish? Nuh uh!

[30] Upside-down or downside-up?
Eh? Is this a trick question?

[31] As a kid, what was your invisible friend called?
I was a smart and logical kid. I don't have an invisible friend.

[32] Where was your favourite holiday to?
I seldom travel. But of all the countries and places I went to, holidaying in my own house is the most relaxing.

[33] Name a hobby/collection you've grown out?
Collecting stamps and stickers. They're such primitive pastimes.

[34] Name one thing you'd change about your room?
To open my windows more often.

[35] Would go bungee jumping for £1 million?
Definitely!! I think the only thing I won't do for such money is sex!

[36] If you could become a vampire, would you?
They're rather tempting...

[37] What time did you go to bed last night?
At one in the morning.

[38] How many kids do you want?
I've always hated kids... but thinking of a family, I wish to have 3 of my own offsprings.

[39] Do you talk too much?
Sign language! Does that count? I seal my lips at every opportunity I get.

[40] What is 1+1?
Which theory is this question based on?

[41] What's your favourite method of travelling?
Apparition! Yeah, if only.

[42] Are you a farmer?
What the fuck?

[43] Have you ever been in a wreck?
Never, and I wish it'll stay like that.

[44] What's the most annoying saying?
For some reasons, I hate it when my friends says, "Oh, oh!"

[45] Do you go to church?
Seeing that I'm a Muslim, I don't.

[46] How many weddings have you been to?
Quite a number of times. I hate weddings, especially when I see the new couple. I get this gory picture of what they're gonna do the night after. *shivers*

[47] How many funerals have you been to?
Uh! A handful. Especially to my father's side of the family.

[48] Are you afraid of the dark?
Terribly!

[49] What colour are the majority of items in your wardrobe?
Many shades of grey.

[50] How many pairs of Skechers do you own?
None.

[51] Do people think you're crazy?
Whenever I go on and on about my Harry Potter or Aishwarya Rai obsession.

[52] Do you like rollercoasters?
Yup.

[53] Do you have big feet?
My friends say my feet are so small.

[54] Have you lost all your (baby) teeth?
My dentist told me that weirdly I have still one baby tooth left.

[55] If I told you to jump off a bridge, would you?
Do you have £1 million?

[56] If you could be an animal which would you be?
Some kind of bird.

[57] What sort of bug do you hate the most?
I have to choose?! That's absurd! I hate all of them!! Stupid creatures! Why they exist in this world in the first place, is always beyond me.

[58] What's the worst thing about the country you live in?
High cost to owning a car. COE charges, road charges, this, that...

[59] What's your favourite site to buy on online?
One and only EBay.

[60] Name one thing people have got wrong about you.
That I'm incompetent.

[61] What is your worst subject at school?
Chemistry.

[62] What sort of accents do you like?
British!! I can just stare and be awe of the speaker.

[63] What sort of accents don't you like?
I don't know... As far as I'm concern, there's none.

[64] What are the most annoying things in the world?
Terrorism, global warming, economic crisis, hypocrisy, hate, lies, bribery, and etc...

[65] Do you know your parents' birthdays/ages?
Yes. I'm a good daughter :P

[66] Do you know your siblings birthdays/ages?
I'm an only child.

[67] Does your grandma tell you she is 29?
No. She told me she's 10 x 10!

[68] Sprite or 7-up?
Sprite!

[69] List 5 of your favourite singers?
Shreya Ghosal, Lata Mangeskar, Shankar Mahadevan, Celine Dion & Miley Cyrus.

[70] Name a celebrity who annoys the hell out of you!
Undoubtedly, the cake goes to Kareena Kapoor. She's so overrated!

[71] What's your favourite word?
"Home"

[72] What's your favourite animal?
Cats - all sorts; wild cats, domestic cats, Egyptian cats, all of them!

[73] Do you smoke?
Never! And I don't intend to either.

[74] Which do you prefer, tea or coffee?
I take both.

[75] Do you prefer to swim inside or out?
Inside.

[76] What's your favourite phrase?
"Bloody hell!"

[77] Describe the best day of your life.
...Gah! I spent 7 minutes on this question, and I still can't think of a day. So, I'm gonna skip. The best day of my life hasn't happen yet, I guess.

[78] If a door says pull, do you automatically push?
At times. But I do realise that I take a few seconds to pull the door out. I guess my brain is rather slow at registering the words and converting them to my actions.

[79] Do spiders scare you?
Ergh! Terrify me that is.

[80] What can you not pronounce?
"Conscientious". At times, I tend to confuse the pronunciation as "con-science-tious" rather than "con-scee-en-tious".

[81] Are you on fire right now?
Why would I be?! Bloody hell!

[82] What do you wish your name was?
Mrs. Ronald Weasley

[83] Do you snore?
No. Thank Merlin!

[84] Do you lick your envelopes or use a sponge?
I just dap my finger on clean water and glide it over the seal.

[85] Are you going to name your son Elvis?
No! It would remind me of using my 'pelvis' in order to consume him.

[86] If not, what?
I have always loved the name 'Sohail'. No, it's not someone I know personally, but it's Salman Khan's little brother's.

[87] Is your grandpa cool?
No. Although he was quite the eccentric man.

[88] What are your Christmas traditions?
Watching winter movies, sucking on candy canes.

[89] How do you open your envelopes: tear or cut?
I use an envelope cutter.

[90] Do you know all the words to the National Anthem?
I used to when I was schooling... Now I don't.

[91] Do you like onions?
Depends on how they're being used in a dish.

[92] Did you ever eat crayons when you were little?
Ugh! No way! Didn't I tell you I was a smart kid?! Honestly!

[93] What would be the first thing you would do if you won the lottery?
I don't gamble... YES!! Lottery is just another mean of gambling!

[94] Pepsi or Coke?
I've always been a true supporter of Coca Cola.

[95] Favourite Actresses?
Aishwarya Rai, Sri Devi & Emma Watson.

[96] Favourite Actors?
Aye! They keep changing, people! My heart is such a fickle asshole. Right now, I love Rupert Grint and Akshay Kumar.

[97] Cheerios or corn flakes?
Corn flakes.

[98] Are your legs crossed right now?
Nope.

[99] Do you like to fish?
Fishing is a waste of time.

[100] Do you chew on pens/pencils?
Never.